Tuesday, July 10, 2012

my new tablet or I am an idiot

I love my new tab but sadly my love is not reciprocated. My tab chooses when I post and what I post. I am no scholar and make many mistakes on my own but my tab ( and my android phone) take fiendish delight in helping me look like an idiot.
 Spell check? only when it feels like it. Consistently insist on its own choice of words. Chooses random words and finishes my sentences in some form of high gibberish. Types off into the void, that great black hole where the other sock in the dryer goes is filled with some of my best work. And still here I sit attempting once more trying to master it, then trying to negotiate with it, and finally in desperation pleading and weeping it. It has no heart but it does have a soul-dark as coal.
So I give up, I surrender, you win again.
And like a drunk in need of a drink I will be back- doing it all over again in a matter of minutes.
help me!